July 10, 2007
mentes peligrosas.
no siempre es culpa de ellos (por supuesto que lo es).

Girlspeak To English Dictionary
by Kenneth M. Gibson


She says.
English
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We need

I want

It's your decision
The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want
You'll pay for this later

We need to talk
I need to complain

Sure...go ahead
I don't want you to. And you better don't.

I'm not upset
Of course I'm upset, you moron.

You're...so manly
You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight.
Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!
I have PMS.

Be romantic, turn out the lights.
I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient.
I want a new house.

I want new curtains
and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...

Hang the picture there
No, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise
I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?
I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?
I did something today you're really not going to like...

I'll be ready in a minute.
Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat?
Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate.
Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?
[Too late, you're dead.]

Yes
No

No
No

Maybe
No

I'm sorry.
You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe?
It's easy to fix, so you'd better get get used to it.

I'm not yelling!
Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The same old thing.

Nothing.

Nothing.
Everything.

Everything.
My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really.
It's just that you're such a jerk.

I don't want to talk about it.
Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.
 
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